16 Things You Could Do To Make Sure Your Summer is Not a Complete Waste:

• Not eat pringles. Extremely unhealthy.
• Feel the sunshine. At least every once in a while. Just so you can say something to your mother next time she asks.
• Family time. Nothing like a couple of good ole’ bantering, that will most likely result in [highly uncivilized] banter.
• Buy Cheerios, because they’ve been putting toys in their cereal and I’m wondering if business is slow. Help them out. Be a good humanitarian, and all.
• Learn how to french braid. And the “normal” braid.
• Practice your math skills, such as learning how to spell and pronounce “theorem.”
• Teach a young one about why voting Green Party is a good idea, even though they may not be the favorable vote.
• Take up some good literature. Something that won’t require you pulling up Sparknotes to translate the text.
• The Phantom Tollbooth. I mean The Phantom Tollbooth.
• Take up your friends on go-karting, even though they suggested it three months ago, but you were late on a blog deadline, so it’s really not supposed to be an issue.
• Take the time to finally learn about the World Wars, because you’re still not sure who the allies were.
• Learn how to cook a decent meal which could get you through a day without your mother.
• Give up on the previous one and learn her bank pin number, so you can buy frozen dinner instead.
• Frozen dinner is quite tasteless, so actually try your hand at cooking.
• Make yourself a big bowl of
• Cheerios.