Tennis is not badminton

Perhaps you have heard of tennis, but badminton is not like tennis, which many folks adhere it to. In tennis, you have a racket in your hand that is not quite as light and comfortable as a badminton bat. On top of THAT, the ball is not ultimately easy to serve back with, since you already need to control the weight and pressure on your hand to hit back a much stronger ball. However, in badminton, you have a bat that is incredibly light, which makes it easier to go around swinging without necessarily hitting the ball. Now, the BALL is not a ball at all. It is in fact called a BIRDIE. It has feathers stuck on wood on one end, and a rubber side on the other,and if for some reason you hit the feather part, you are not going to get the ball more than a few feet away from you,instead; you are going to get some torn feathers.

In tennis there is a court in which most of the time the ball is bouncing all around on, while in badminton it is mostly about air. It's not even boring if you play alone, because the birdie is flying all over the place, unlike tennis. A tennis ball that goes up is not cool if it comes back down to hit you in the eye, especially if that ball happens to not have feathers. Since the birdie is really light, and the bat is really light, you have to balance power. You cannot play in windy days, because all the power is subjected to turning right or left. You should definitely not play near a house, or trees. It is not as fun trying to get a birdie out of a tree. (Experience.) Also, it is not a good idea to get the birdie out of the tree with a bat. It increases your chances of having the bat stuck in the tree also. (More experience.) (The same day, actually.) The reason I say not to play near a house is because the birdie could get stuck in the rain gutters, and you might never see them again. (Even more experience.) I know for a fact there are two birdies currently stuck in the rain gutters, unless the wind felt like picking it up and dropping it out of the sky two miles away. Hopefully you’re not standing there, because if the wooden side (not the feathers) comes straight down, do me a favor. Move out of the way (first),get your badminton bat, and please hit it back two miles.